So I was like, HAYYY GUIISSEEE. Haha. You know those people who like, say like excessively? Like, I'm one of one people but like, I don't have that like, really girl like, cheerleaderish voice that like, they have. Okay-- ENOUGH WITH ALL THE LIKES. It's annoying. Well of course I'll still be saying like every now and then but-- Ah, you get the point.
OKAY, so I was reading my Harry Potter book today. Yay. All my Harry Potter books are on my iPad. I downloaded them all. I just finished the first book last Sunday And I started the second one the same day I finished the first one. And like, there's so many creepy things there. I mean, I've watched the movie but it is different from the BOOK. The book had all these creepy things in it like lots of dead people and ghosts and stuff. Not surprised why they cut that all out in the movie. I'm about halfway through my book! Can't wait to finish ALL SEVEN INSTALLMENTS. Yes, my aim is to read ALL SEVEN HARRY POTTER BOOKS. Except I already read the fourth book even before I read the three books receding it. It's because once, at a ok fair at our school, the fourth book was the cheapest so my mom bought it for me. And I read it and you better believe I FINISHED IT. And I was only like, in the 3rd grade or something. I was pretty cool.
BUT I'M NOT COOL ANYMORE ONLY MY MOM THINKS I'M COOL.
K.
Anywaaay, yeah, so I'm blogging from my iPad again. Otherwise, there would be like, 18492649 pictures on this post by now but as I've already said, it is hard to post pictures from my iPad.
Though I understand if you think this post is boring since there are no pictures, no crazy gifs and all that stuff I like to put on my posts.
Wait a minute-- something's missing.......
HAH! I REMEMBER!
I HAVEN'T MENTIONED WRESTLING ON THIS POST YET.
THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, HUH? YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T MENTION WRESTLING IN THIS POST BUT YOU, MY GOOD SIR OR MADAM ARE WRONG. SADLY MISTAKEN.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Thought you would know better than to think I wouldn't mention wrestling on a post. I am disappointed. Very disappointed indeed.
For today's mention of wrestling, I'm going to talk about the Diva's division. In simple terms, 'Girl wrestling.' Okay, so lately, the Divas haven't been getting ANY air time. Maybe 1-2 minutes just for a little match in the middle of a show and maybe like, a 30 second backstage segment but THAT'S IT. Nothing more. It's not fair. Asdfghjkl. I might start to say something with sense and when I do, it's dangerous sooooo, let's get AWAY from talking about the Divas.
Hmm, what else can I run my mouth about? Uhh....Would you like to hear about my friends at school? No? WELL, TOO BAD. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO.
Okay, so, as of now, there are only three Muggles at school who can stand my craziness. AND I TURNED THEM CRAZY TOO. SO IF YOU PICK A BONE WITH THEM, YOU PICK ABONE WITH ME AND IF YOU PICK A BONE WITH ME, REMEMBER, I WATCH WRESTLING AND I KNOW MANY SUBMISSION HOLDS TO LOCK YOU IN.
...Alrighty then.
Those Muggles (If you don't know what a Muggle is, Google's right over there for you to look in) are Alfred, Jonaz and Mikee. Will I put up links to their blogs here? Yeah, maybe. Okay, I will.
Alfred's blog:
http://exjeiisss.blogspot.com/
Jonaz' blog:
http://zanjonaz.blogspot.com/
Mikee's blog:
shehasnoblog.blogspot.com
Uh, I don't know if it's glowing blue or whatever it is that links are supposed to do since I just copied and pasted from my iPad soooo, I don't know if it's clickable.
Back to the topic at hand-- THESE MUGGLE FRIENDS OF MINE.
Of those three Muggles, the one with the most swag is Alfred. Yup. You see, Alfred and I are the kind of people who brofist for no valid reason. And we THINK THE SAME. We're both yaomings. Don't know what I mean by that? Try knowyourmeme.com, you'll know what yaoming means. We both like the same hipster music. Well, not really THE SAME since he's an All Time Low, VersaEmerge kind of guy while I listen to Big Time Rush, Forever the Sickest Kids, Taking Back Sunday-- stuff like that. But all that is STILL hipster music. Anyway, I'm justgonna say that if I were stuck in an island with this guy, we would choose to try and crack coconuts and we would NEVER get out of the island.
Next up, Jonaz. Weird, weird, weird. He may be crazier than me.
...
Okay, YEAH. He is crazier than me. But that's what makes him one of the best Muggle friends. He makes really weird faces, he's a Final Fantasy whackjob. The guy ENJOYS those kind of games that are like, MAAAGIIIICCCC or SwordsMedievalFlailsLasers FEAR ME. He just loves games like that. If I were stuck in an island with THAT GUY, he would honestly whine about it before he takes a risk and jumps off of the island and tries to swim back to where he came from.
Last, Mikee. Only thing I don't like about her is her K-Pop addiction. I loathe K-Pop. I'll get flames for saying that, I know but IT IS TRUE. I DON'T LIKE ROBOTIC SOUNDING FOREIGN LANGUAGES STRINGED TOGETHER TO FORM SOME KIND OF MELODY. K. She likes to DANCE. And yell like a banshee. You know that girly, high pitched scream, yeah, she always screams like that. That's what I mean by yell like a banshee. She's nice, though. Cool girl even WITHOUT getting to know her. If I were stuck in an island with HER, she would complain THEN, she would try to find a logical--BUT IMPOSSIBLE-- way to get out .
So that ends my 16389273 mile long blog post. I'm sorry if there are typos. I AM ON MY IPAD, OKAY?? TOU TRY TYPING PERFECTLY ON A TOUCHSCREEN KEYBOARD. JUST TRY.
FAREWELL!
.......FOR NOW.
